VINNIE URDEA-TEDDY BASKINS

WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM JOB YOU'VE EVER WANTED?

I used to want to play middle linebacker for the San Francisco 49ers, until I realized that I'm about 80-100 pounds too light and don't necessarily have any of the athletic prowess required. But a guy can dream!


THE CHUPACABRA: FACT OR FICTION? DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?

I think there are many animals and lifeforms that live and thrive on earth that we do not yet have proof exist... yet.

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE?

I would love to circumnavigate the globe on a sailboat, or to deep sea dive and find what fish and creatures have not yet been discovered by science.


HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE PHRASE "MUST BE REMOVED" WHEN REFERRING TO YOU? DID YOU SURVIVE? WHAT WAS YOUR REVENGE?

In middle school, there were some bullies at school who wanted to make fun of me until I left the school, but one day I elbowed one of them in the nuts at lunchtime and they never bothered me again.


WHAT IS ONE TALENT OF YOURS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE?

I have the ability to tell when something is amiss, but sometime's it's better to remain ignorant of such things or else you can end up making the situation worse.
 

SEEKING TO IMPRESS HIS FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW, INNOCENT DRESSMAKER TEDDY BASKINS EMBARKS ON A DARK AND MUSICAL JOURNEY FROM 1920’S NEW YORK TO THE DANGEROUS JUNGLES OF MEXICO IN PURSUIT OF THE LEGENDARY CHUPACABRA, A MYTHICAL, GOAT-SUCKING BEAST.