MALCOLM YANCEY- ROOSEVELT/HARDING

WHAT WAS THE CRAZIEST DREAM JOB YOU'VE EVER WANTED?

When I was younger, I at some point wanted to work at a cake shop at the mall. My reasoning was that when the mall closed I would get to eat all the cake I wanted.


THE CHUPACABRA: FACT OR FICTION? DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?

I'm going to say fact. I don't have any evidence but I heard that anyone who has seen it has been eaten. I rather not go around trying to fact check that.

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE?

My idea of an ultimate adventure is traveling around the world with a talking dog, because dogs are amazing.


HAS ANYONE EVER USED THE PHRASE "MUST BE REMOVED" WHEN REFERRING TO YOU? DID YOU SURVIVE? WHAT WAS YOUR REVENGE?

Fortunately no one has, but if someone did I would definitely survive the encounter and somehow raise a Chupacabra army to seek my revenge.


WHAT IS ONE TALENT OF YOURS YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE?

I can bark like a Chihuahua. Its pretty embarrassing how well I do it but it helps relieve stress.:-)

SEEKING TO IMPRESS HIS FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW, INNOCENT DRESSMAKER TEDDY BASKINS EMBARKS ON A DARK AND MUSICAL JOURNEY FROM 1920’S NEW YORK TO THE DANGEROUS JUNGLES OF MEXICO IN PURSUIT OF THE LEGENDARY CHUPACABRA, A MYTHICAL, GOAT-SUCKING BEAST.