I was raised on Motown, so I joined in. It should be noted that I was drunk and can't really sing all that well.

Even though her love was geared to a pig Griselda was equal parts adorable and absolutely bat-shit crazy. I miss her... even though I created her...

"I sat there and looked at his eyes, which because of his size, I could clearly see. And he looked at me. And we both waited until he died."

I was a little kid, maybe five years old, we had two basset hounds, Cookie and Boo. They were fat and kind of old, and Boo had some issues...

I still pick my nose.

Johnny gets his thumbs snipped off by tiny men with giant scissors....  I was off the thumb by age 7.

I called out, “HEY, STUPID!” (which may seem mean, but it truly was something we called each other all the time - suffice to say, we’re merely acquaintances today).

"In that moment I became a writer, an actor, and a bit of an asshole all at once."

My inspiration is the power of a person's mind and the raw imagination, unadulterated and unhindered, that stems from it.

I like tiny utensils. Mostly tiny spoons.  They are best employed on foods in large containers....