Needless to say I got an A for the project, but my teacher hastened to explain to me that in real life, I had to just pick one. Joke’s on you, my dear teacher, I’m an actress! I can be all three!

Then take him back to earth and tell my parents I had found my husband (Yes, I wanted to marry Yoda).

Once I drank two giant Rockstar energy drinks back to back  and I swear I could smell colors.

"I take swigs from a hefty bottle of Jack Daniels proffered by a cute hipster cowboy, after which we run out into the rain across a grassy meadow, falling all over each other drunk and laughing and kissing."

When I was younger, I considered running my own country.  It was during my brief stint with politics, having recently been elected 4th grade class president in a landslide.

I know from later photographic evidence that I spent some portion of that night in a tree, followed by a nap in a bathtub.

Before I even went to the pre-gaming party, I PRE-pre-gamed at home (at noon. On a Tuesday.)

I woke up with a feather drawn in permanent marker covering the entire right side of my torso.

I remember running around screaming "I don't want to be wiggly anymore!", taking my clothes off and vomiting.