WHAT WAS YOUR BEST / WORST TIME WITH WHISKEY?
Fun fact, I have never tasted whiskey.... or any other alcoholic beverage, for that matter. But once I drank two giant Rockstar energy drinks back to back and I swear I could smell colors.
WHAT WAS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS DREAM YOU HAD FOR YOUR LIFE?
As far as outrageous dreams go when I was four my life's ambition was to be an ice cream man.Although I have decided when I retire I am moving to Southern California and I want to sell treats at Disneyland.
WHEN LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO LIVE AFTER THE APOCALYPSE, WHAT MAKES WILLIAMSBURG SO APPEALING?
It's near the water, so you have a constant source of transportation as well as safety from outsiders. Plus the amount of French Bull dogs that will be left there by their owners will provide a great dog sled team for the children to race each other with.
BIO
Jensen is thrilled to join the cast of Whiskey Pants. Jensen can typically be seen and not heard on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera where he has performed in 16 productions and almost 200 performances as a Supernumary (non singing actor). Some of his favorite roles include Cornelius Hackl in Hello Dolly, El Gallo in The Fantasticks, and Reuben in Joseph..... Dreamcoat. Jensen would like to thank his parents, friends and his darling Jeffrey, for their amazing support.
WILLIAMSBURG, BROOKLYN:
A LAND WHERE THE WHISKEY IS ALWAYS FLOWING.
HERE PEOPLE LIVE IN BLISSFUL PEACE UNDER THE TENURE OF WHISKEY PANTS,
THEIR BELOVED MAYOR.
SINCE "THE EVENT",
THEY'VE FOUND IT'S DANGEROUS TO DREAM,
LEAVING MOST TO PREFER TO LIVE THEIR DAYS IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.
BUT NOW,
THEIR WAY OF LIFE IS THREATENED BY AN AMBITIOUS NEWCOMER
FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD
WHO SEEKS
TO SOBER
THEIR PERPETUAL HANGOVER.
WILL HE RUIN EVERYTHING?
OR WILL HE DISCOVER THAT
IN WILLIAMSBURG,
IT'S EASIER TO DRINK?
Needless to say I got an A for the project, but my teacher hastened to explain to me that in real life, I had to just pick one. Joke’s on you, my dear teacher, I’m an actress! I can be all three!